Ok, lets get the obvious out of the way and get straight to the point.
The obvious stuff:
* God is NOT a person. I repeat. God is NOT a person. Its a special position entitled to a person. Much like "Tom is the chairman". That doesnt mean "Tom" and "chairman" are
the same thing. Hope you understand what I mean. Also point to be noted is that the person for this position is arbitrarily chosen it could be anyone. a chicken. a cat. even someone you dislike. so be careful of the ass you kick. You might have to kiss it someday.
* You have to understand that "challenges" are not the same thing as misery. Me asking you to play chess with me is challenge for you. Me boiling you in oil is misery for you.
Got point ? Good lets move on
* It requires paranormal intelligence to understand & predict God's actions. If you could, you would be smarter, right ?
Unless you have other things in mind thats way too obvious lets get down to business
1) Women: Cant stay without 'em. Cant stay with them. Love 'em ? Damned if do. Damned if you don't. Just plain damned. Just why on earth (or any other planet ) did God create creatures
as pretty as them with intelligence comparable to the organisms that I used to dissect in my skool ?
2) Love: Ok let me put it in my comrade ,Smith's, words:
"Illusions of a mind ... the temporary constructs of a feeble human intellect trying desperately to justify its existence that is without meaning or purpose . .. as unreal as life itself. Although only a human
mind can invent something as insipid as love". Amen ! Quite a mouthful , eh ? read it all over again and aloud. If you still cant seem to get it your life is purposeless. Consider taking up life as an hermit.
3)Miseries: This is too obvious fundamental mistake. Everytime I muse about life , the universe, the challenges , the answers I realize that it was here God goofed up the most. Some of these calamites (natural or otherwise) can be related to the female of the species. Even if you think on a biological scale if something bites you , most likely its gotta be a female.
By the way, those of you who are still searching for the meaning of life and the answer to everything in the universe the answer is 42.
Excerpt:
They asked the computer for the Answer.
"The answer to what?", asked Deep Thought.
"Life! The Universe! Everything!" they said.
After calculating for seven million years, it told them that the Answer was "Forty-two"...
Cheers from the Dog That Knew Too Much.
Be safe. Be good. Think. Dont be an idiot. Class dismissed.
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2 comments:
Wow...u have been mobbed..by hoardes of bugs:)
Are u dirty doggy?
if yes..woohoo..cuz i consider u an icon..in wits and humor..ok enough of flattery if u are or u arent..1 of us will develop severe indigestion:0..cuz we wont b able to digest tht FLATTERY PILL;)
cmon..i think its a fashion in indian chatters and bloggers to make fun of religion and q GOD just to look all chilled pilled:)
Yeah gt ur point..my RAJPUT nose can b a matter of pride fr me..and whn i will poke it in ur affairs,,its gonna b a matter of pain fr u:0
If u culd,,,u wuldnt b sitting here asking his motives:0
WOMEN=blah blah blah and more blahhhh...grrrrrrrrrrrrrr...cmon..we may b the weaker specie in appearances..but we hav gt the power 2 rock UNIVERSE...and if we can rock ur whole world..we must b blessed with extra ordinary wisdom:)
LOVE;--
it can bloom the flowers and it can turn the rose garden 2morgue..a dream lined with silver mist and a road paved with stiffled cries.i once wrote a poem..I wanna know what love is:--
a way for an expression
effulgence in twisted passion..
it weaves a serenity which rhymes
or pain which blinds...
Its a vista craved with pains
agony transmitting through veins
harsh tears falling like rains
solace lost in restrains
wishes shrouded in haze
cravings lost in maze,,
a yearning for sunshine
in the moonless night,
agony,happiness,bliss
every thing at its height
all emotions entwined 2gether
in this phase..
Love is strange,
but stranger are its ways:)
ufff wht a longggg comment..at 2 am..i simply felt like blabbering;)
tc
where have u dissapeared..no new post on tht blog?
after dedicating a poem ..lol it ws soo funny frst tht ultimately gross piece of excellence by u...thn such a nasty pun fun..and laugh on behalf of me..by my friends fr directing all to ur blog like a traffic light constable...and thn that poem..;)u are hellbent to surprize:0
no new post on tht blog?
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