Greatest List of God's mistakes.

Ok, lets get the obvious out of the way and get straight to the point.
The obvious stuff:
* God is NOT a person. I repeat. God is NOT a person. Its a special position entitled to a person. Much like "Tom is the chairman". That doesnt mean "Tom" and "chairman" are
the same thing. Hope you understand what I mean. Also point to be noted is that the person for this position is arbitrarily chosen it could be anyone. a chicken. a cat. even someone you dislike. so be careful of the ass you kick. You might have to kiss it someday.
* You have to understand that "challenges" are not the same thing as misery. Me asking you to play chess with me is challenge for you. Me boiling you in oil is misery for you.
Got point ? Good lets move on
* It requires paranormal intelligence to understand & predict God's actions. If you could, you would be smarter, right ?

Unless you have other things in mind thats way too obvious lets get down to business
1) Women: Cant stay without 'em. Cant stay with them. Love 'em ? Damned if do. Damned if you don't. Just plain damned. Just why on earth (or any other planet ) did God create creatures
as pretty as them with intelligence comparable to the organisms that I used to dissect in my skool ?
2) Love: Ok let me put it in my comrade ,Smith's, words:
"Illusions of a mind ... the temporary constructs of a feeble human intellect trying desperately to justify its existence that is without meaning or purpose . .. as unreal as life itself. Although only a human
mind can invent something as insipid as love". Amen ! Quite a mouthful , eh ? read it all over again and aloud. If you still cant seem to get it your life is purposeless. Consider taking up life as an hermit.
3)Miseries: This is too obvious fundamental mistake. Everytime I muse about life , the universe, the challenges , the answers I realize that it was here God goofed up the most. Some of these calamites (natural or otherwise) can be related to the female of the species. Even if you think on a biological scale if something bites you , most likely its gotta be a female.
By the way, those of you who are still searching for the meaning of life and the answer to everything in the universe the answer is 42.
Excerpt:
They asked the computer for the Answer.
"The answer to what?", asked Deep Thought.
"Life! The Universe! Everything!" they said.

After calculating for seven million years, it told them that the Answer was "Forty-two"...

Cheers from the Dog That Knew Too Much.
Be safe. Be good. Think. Dont be an idiot. Class dismissed.